I'll identify an current issue and list my stance on it. 

This'll definitely become a book one day. 

Ordered by my priorities.

Politics are by definition, non-violent. Keep it that way. 

Free Speech Is The Foundation Of Prosperity

Politically: All speech laws must be repealed to include hate speech laws. Speech includes all forms of communication including written, spoken, and thought. (The UK had a thing about thoughts recently). 

Socially: It is important to hear ideas you disagree with. However, free speech is only protection from government punishment, not societal. People have every right to non-violently disagree with your ideas, colorfully.

Warning: Censorship advocates will use persecuted groups to censor. Hate protection laws are nefarious.

Caveats: I'm a stand-up comedian. Free speech is literally my career and my ability to provide for myself.

Taxation Is Theft

Politically: The Income Tax must be repealed.

Socially: The income tax is killing the American spirit. It gives the government the right to arrest you for working productively. Second, the thousands of tax breaks in the tax code create a layer of complexity designed for future arrests and incarcerations while incentivizing immoral behavior.

Caveats: Don't forget the hidden tax of inflation and the cost of all regulations. 

Power Corrupts

Politically: All money in politics should be transparent and heavily taxed. 

Morally: The spirit of the donation tax is to tax meddling in the lives of citizens. You can see the spirit of the politician as currently political donations are a tax exemption. So, they've incentivized giving them your money, but declare it selfish to use your own money to acquire goods and services in your local community. 

Caveats: I know, I'm pro-tax here. It's a political oxymoron. SMH at myself. Meddling in the lives of citizens should be taxed.  You can't hate politicians enough. 

Taxation Is Theft

Politically: Tariffs should be the only way the federal government is allowed to raise money. 

Socially: Tariffs are the best way to tax. The government must exist to defend against foreign governments. Tariffs fund it, and should be used minimally. 

Economically: The money raised in the tariff will cause an increase in the cost of goods associated with the tariff. This serves as a natural subsidy and protection for domestic production. 

Morally: The spirit of the tariff is to tax access to the citizen by foreign powers. By nature this is charging the foreign power, not the citizen. Any goods fully manufactured in America, would and should be 100% untaxed and unregulated. You can't hate politicians enough. 

Modernization: We need a data tariff. The role of the government is to protect against foreign influence, yet our government has used our tax money to create a scam pipeline to the third world, instead of a barrier protecting us from it. Scammers globally have free access to every American, expecting it to be a next door neighbor. We must bring back transaction based charges for international data connections. A data tariff must happen. 

Shall Not Be Infringed

Politically: All gun laws are infringements, are unconstitutional, and must be repealed. The lawmakers who approved them should be jailed for the same duration as their law recommended. Criminalize criminalizing people. 

Socially: Key to a well regulated militia, properly armed citizens deter tyranny. 

Caveats: Government workers should not be allowed to carry guns. This includes law enforcement at all levels, and contractors. You can't hate politicians enough. 

Criminalize Criminalizing People

Politically: The government has no right to intervene in the medical decision making between a patient and a doctor or self-care choices. Roe v. Wade should be modified to protect all treatments. However, any expansion should be mirrored by a removal of all government regulations on doctor licensing as well. Government intervention in insurance must also end. Licensing and insurance are the hidden ways to control procedures and the medical industry. There are millions of these laws and regulations that must be repealed. Roe v. Wade should make them all illegal but I do not think SCOTUS has heard that argument yet. 

Medically: The Medical Industrial Complex profits from disease. Cannabis likely would save millions of lives and divert research to natural remedies. 

Socially: A Canadian bouncer friend I played DAOC with once said: I've never broken up a fight at the stoner bar, but it's an everyday thing at the bar bar. 

Spiritually: Locking someone up for their pursuit of happiness is pure evil. Justifying it by saying they'd steal or murder because "drugs are bad, mmmkay" is equally evil. Minority Report is a great movie, and the concept is no different. 

Caveats: Reagan is a prick. An age requirement for some drugs might be good. You can't hate politicians enough. 

Close The Border Immediately

Politically: There are evil groups in the world. They are using The State Department to destroy America. End the H1B program. Deport every one of them. Close the border to all countries. Use the military to secure the border. Use the rest to complete the deportation. 

H1B: The generation that went into debt to get skills for a career are now getting passed over or fired by immigrants who can't even speak to the business, scammed the immigration system, and can't deliver. Want to know why every website has more spyware and runs worse? H1B. End all H1B. It's an insult to a generation of Americans. 

Economically: Immigrants are using the Federal Reserve backed banking system to take out loans NO RESPONSIBLE BUSINESS would ever make. This is the 2008 crash on steroids. At least that was backed by new houses. This is just importing retards. They are taking out loans, buying out American businesses and homes, and destroying the future for Americans all while using taxpayer funded benefits. When the crash hits, the money they gave you for the property will become valueless. America will be left with no money, and no property. Personally, I'm not working just to save money that has no future value. I'd rather go hike. Who Is John Galt? America has had its virtue stripped through tolerance. 

Economically2: Let me restate that. Immigration officials, backed by our government, are using the fed to abuse the labor of every American in history (the current value of the dollar) including your life's work, to convince Americans to sell their life's work to someone who signed a piece of paper, fresh off the boat. The generation that went into debt just to go to school, can't afford to challenge it. End the fed before America dies along with the beacon of freedom it once was. 

Morally: The Somalia Fraud scandal demonstrates that they are not here to assimilate. They are here to plunder.

Funding: Every deportation pays for itself in the saved entitlement payments and dodged societal destruction.

Caveats: Do NOT arrest migrants at the border. It is not criminal to not be up to date on every modern law in the world. It should be criminal to expect that from the regular person. America should have its military meet immigrants at the border, provide them a durable goods kit that is manufactured wholly in America, and wish them on their way. Improve the lives of the immigrant that touches America, don't imprison them. You can't hate politicians enough. Criminalize Criminalizing People.

Pro-Choice In The Streets, Pro-Life Between The Sheets. 

Politically: The government has no right to intervene in the medical decision making between a patient and a doctor or self-care choices. Roe v. Wade should be modified to protect all treatments. However, any expansion should be mirrored by a removal of all government regulations on doctor licensing as well. Government intervention in insurance must also end. Licensing and insurance are the hidden ways to control procedures and the medical industry. There are millions of these laws and regulations that must be repealed. Roe v. Wade should make them all illegal but I do not think SCOTUS has heard that argument yet. 

Medically: People often mis-equate an abortion with miscarriage treatment, or newly coined "therapeautic abortion," and other health required treatments. This makes abortion seem more sellable.

Religiously: You shouldn't kill stuff. 

Bankers Are Demons

Politically: Currently student loan debt cannot be gotten rid of. As we head into likely skyrocketing interest rates, there's a generation about to be destroyed again. Unfortunately, the debt liability of a generation is an asset to the banks and politicians. 

Religiously: Usury interest was seen as a sin throughout time. Then in 1913 The Federal Reserve was created after all its opponents were killed on the Titanic. Now we only have usury interest. End the fed. 

Morally: It's amazing what happens when a generation gets indebted by their mentors so that said mentors can go on a cruise with a nicer view, only to find out the mentors were selling them the emperor's new clothes. (My degrees were worth it. I just hear that's not the case for a lot of people.)

Generationally: The generation that gets gigs not careers is expected to take on 50 year mortgages. 

The Pursuit Of Happiness Shall Not Be Infringed. 

Politically: The government has no right to intervene in the medical decision making between a patient and a doctor or self-care choices. Roe v. Wade should be modified to protect all treatments. However, any expansion should be mirrored by a removal of all government regulations on doctor licensing as well. Government intervention in insurance must also end. Licensing and insurance are the hidden ways to control procedures and the medical industry. There are millions of these laws and regulations that must be repealed. Roe v. Wade should make them all illegal but I do not think SCOTUS has heard that argument yet. 

Medically: I think it's bad for the body to have any surgery. Rransgenderism involves hundreds. Rehab from any surgery is painful. 

Religiously: I think these people are being led by an evil power.

Socially: I think the people need a good friend, more than a surgeon or therapist.

Militarily: Let them serve. If they cannot meet a requirement, eliminate them for that. Aren't like half of modern school shooters trans? Doesn't Pete Hegseth want a more lethal force?

Spiritually: Maybe they're setting themselves up to be who they want to be in the next life? 

Caveats: I think they should be 18 to do it, but idk. No one understands this life. Don't pretend you do.

America Has Many Monuments.

Politically: LGBTQ people deserve equal rights. All protections and grants should be repealed. 

Nationally: Pride has been perverted. Pride shouldn't be, proud that you fuck whoever it is you're fucking. Pride should be proud that America protects you so that you can fuck whover it is you're fucking. I just want to see 1 American flag for every pride flag in the next pride parade. The achivements of the LGBTQ community should be seen as an monument of American excellence, and Americans should be proud of that contribution. Many cultures kill their gays. Americans let ours suffer just as miserably as the rest of us. 

Marriage: Marriage licensing is unconstitutional. It's another way for someone with no connection to your family to try to rule your family. You can't hate politicians enough. 

Medically: I hear some communities have health issues, but that with proper procedures, overcome. My gay homies douche/enema. It's gross. It was TMI. I didn't ask for a deep dive. There are lots of LGBTQ people who have lived long healthy lives. 

Caveats: Many evil groups will hide their evil within persecuted groups. Any vague "+" is dangerous. An inversion of this is that many evil groups will also hide themselves by convincing you to take action against someone whom they perceive as deserving of condemnation. Suddenly you hate someone who has no impact on you. 

You can't hate politicians enough.