Terms I use, and their meanings:

2nd Best: Graduates from West Point.

American (formal, proper): A citizen of the United States of America.

american (informal, improper): A person living in the Americas that is not a citizen of the United States of America, such as Canadians.

Banker: Demon spawn.

Bronze Medalist: Graduates from the Naval Academy.

Coder/Coding: Software Development.

Dirty Stinking Filfthy Communist: A person who lives off of societal benefits with no intention of adding value to society.

Lawyer: Demon spawn.

Medical Doctor/Nurse: Someone who has passed current licensing requirements to practice medicine in a hospital. Likely unhealthy. 

Libertarian: Freedom loving person who wants minimal intrusion into their life, and the lives of others, by external forces. 

Oligarch: Person of power and influence whose wealth & revenue is entirely generational or government based.

Participation Award: Graduates from the USMMA and the USCGA.

Politician: Person I don't want in my life, but is forcing themself into my life. 

Protestant: Someone who can pray to God without asking permission first.

Therapist: The Scarecrow in Batman Begins was a great villain.

The Fed: The unelected entity that is slowing destroying America aka The Federal Reserve.

Veteran: Normal dude or dudette.

Zephyr: A gentle breeze.